Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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