Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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