Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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