All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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