On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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