we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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