My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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