I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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