belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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