I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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