If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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