i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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