Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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