keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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