Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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