id be glad to
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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