But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
well you can't waste a boner
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
