There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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