i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Randomize
