Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
NoShamevember. You game?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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