Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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