Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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