google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My liver just had a heart attack.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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