let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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