There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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