how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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