Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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