He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
