Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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