sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Randomize
