is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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