I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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