honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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