Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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