Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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