thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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