I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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