big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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