I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
