i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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