Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Randomize
