On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
