honey bunches of taint.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
