Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize
