It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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