oh god the rape fog is back!
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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