very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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