True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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