Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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