two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
